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Rhinos Clubbing in Guatemala

Oct 22 '14

unclefather:

i could hear the dolphin noises in my head

(Source: pinkmanjesse)

Oct 21 '14

shouldnt:

My friend took Viagra thinking it was vyvanse to help him study, I guess you can say he’s studying hard.

Oct 21 '14

metafuneral:

ajaxdotcom:

metafuneral:

teacher: hey you are failing your classes idiot

student: you know what teach? i dont give a swag *walks out*

that student.. as you may have already guessed.. was albert einstein

um..i think you made this up for notes?

first of all, how dare you

(Source: stagnantwater447-8995)

Oct 21 '14
Oct 21 '14
unabating:

-angel:

“I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.”

this quote reads like an excerpt from an 18th century novel and it’s from fucking spongebob

unabating:

-angel:

I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.”

this quote reads like an excerpt from an 18th century novel and it’s from fucking spongebob

Oct 21 '14
Oct 21 '14

(Source: annakendrunks)

Oct 21 '14

p-eachful:

sometimes I think I’m better than everyone else but then I remember I am

Oct 21 '14
Oct 21 '14

nutella-and-wifi:

homo-fallen-angel:

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My activity spikes every Wednesday because of this post 

always reblog on a wednesday, that’s the rule.

Dammit its Wednesday and I would have been rethinking scrolling past this all day if I didn’t reblog

(Source: smolderingcas)

Oct 21 '14

onlylolgifs:

Be careful who you fall in love with

Oct 21 '14

(Source: lucifurby)

Oct 21 '14

queerplatonic-cuties:

if you don’t respect platonic love as equal to romantic love a million turtles will break into your house tonight and steal all your electronics

Oct 21 '14

zobb:

when people complain that a woman’s bra is showing

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Oct 21 '14