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ok apparently if a duckling imprints on a human and doesn’t meet other ducklings he ends up believing he’s a human too. that’s unbelievable. what if im just a duckling with an overactive imagination. what if im just a sleeping duckling and this is all a dream
maybe we’re all ducklings
I made an old lady blush today at work because she ordered two senior coffees and I said “SENIOR ? I’m sorry miss, i’m going to have to ask to see some ID.” and she covered her mouth and went “Oh dear me” and couldn’t stop smiling
"you are what you eat" i don’t remember eating a huge disappointment
It’s weird that pirates would go from shore to shore looking for buried treasure when the real treasure was in the friendships they were making
peekaboo is essentially just making fun of babies for not understanding object permanence
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